Stumbled upon these on FB today.
I feel we need our own, so here is my attempt at self-deprecating humour.
You have thousands of cows.
You sell off all, plus a few thousand more on recognizance, then claim you dont know who sold them.
You make people buy the nonextistant milk and spare meat.
When the crowd gets crazy, you receive a donation to buy more cows, which never materialises. You then flog other people's linen in public.
Repeat until the cows come home.
I feel we need our own, so here is my attempt at self-deprecating humour.
You have thousands of cows.
You sell off all, plus a few thousand more on recognizance, then claim you dont know who sold them.
You make people buy the nonextistant milk and spare meat.
When the crowd gets crazy, you receive a donation to buy more cows, which never materialises. You then flog other people's linen in public.
Repeat until the cows come home.
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