Saturday, 5 June 2010

Good Eating: Mussels

Let me first get these off my chest: I LOVE FOOD and I LOVE EATING FOOD!

I love the flavours, the sensations, the textures; be they luscious, smooth, chewy, or yielding, and I even love the monster headaches some give me after (I have a yo-yoing diagnosis as a borderline hypertensive, mainly due to my reduced capacity to let things go, teehee!).

Thus I feel I should write about specific kinds of food that I love even though I may not necessarily be able to enjoy them as frequent as I would love to, due to you know- work commitments, time, budgetary limitations (constraints more like it), and yes, health reasons (this is a particular sticking point!)

Let me introduce you to one of my favourite things - Mussels! There are several subspecies to begin with i.e. but to commoners we know them as the large Green Shell Mussels which are often misleadingly called Green-lip, it is their shells that has the green colour, not the meat itself. New Zealand exports serious amounts of these everywhere in both fresh and cooked forms. Then there is the Blue Mussel (sometimes appearing black) of which their shells tends to be rounder and the much smaller Black Mussel, also locally found in our inter-tidal brackish water zones. I have had the pleasure of sampling them in several ways.

To start, the French classique
Moules Mariniere- Juicy plump mussels in butter, cream, lashings of garlic and a little astringency
 (in the form of either wine or a careful balance of good quality vinegar, sugar and salt). Pictured above is a thick creamy  version from a quaint restaurant in London called Cafe Rouge. London's  Chef Gary Rhodes' restaurant Rhodes W1 in the Cumberland Hotel offers a slightly soupier and the more richly perfumed version.

Moules Mariniere! Now, few things in life can compare to a plate piled high with mussels in smooth garlicky cream sauce. Especially if you have some crusty baguette lying around to sop up the gravy. It is always a challenge for me to go slow with this dish. I have to consciously control the urge to jam my maw with as much garlic-cream sopped bread and plump squishy mussels as I can and savour every little bit. This dish would be my idea of the penultimate posh comfort food.

I have also had mussels stir fried, done in a brilliant Chinese style that incorporated garlic and fermented black beans. This is off the wall good! Somehow the tang of sea is amplified by the saltiness of the black beans. And the modified proteins present due to the fermentation of the beans add such depth of richness and satiety. Some Malays love to use the word 'Lemak' to describe it, not your fatty kind of richness, more of a full bodied taste that envelops your palate repeatedly. The Japanese call it 'Umami' the so called fifth taste sensation picked by our tongues after sweet, sour, bitter and salty, that is not commonly found in non-fermented goods.

I love them topped with Cream and Cheese and put under a searing hot grill to bubbling perfection. Never mind the cheap versions I find are mostly using boiled frozen half shell mussels. But you know what they say, slap anything with cheese and give it a good whack of heat will turn even shoe leather into culinary bliss!

This is a variant with herbs,  fresh tomato marinara, cream and topped with loads of grated cheese
(one should mix several varieties for impact - aged Cheddar for oomph, Mozzarella for
the string factor and some Emmenthal or Gouda to round it off).

My mom used to make us a spicy Sambal Tumis Kupang (the Malay word for Mussel). Funny that as a child I didn't quite enjoy this treat as I didn't quite get the unique taste of the mussels. I only started paying mussels more respect after being properly taught to utilise them in Chef school and my industrial attachments (read practical training or what I swore was indentured servitude in far flung hotel kitchens!). Alas, Mak doesn't cook it at home anymore as my elder brother somehow developed an allergic reaction to them. Since then, I have been pining for it.

I steamboat place we frequent also offers mussels (yes, the dead boiled frozen on the half shell kind) to be dip-cooked  in your choice of chicken soup or spicy tom yam broth. In this case though, due to the fact that the mussels are dead on arrival, it is more for texture than anything else, although some flavour remains. Care has to be taken though so as not to dunk it in the soup for too long lest it transmogrifies into vulcanized rubber! By then, no amount of dipping sauce will help!

Did you know Mussels are sexually dimorphic? I was told that Boy mussels are the pale ones (as pictured above)
and the Girls are bigger, more plump and have this gorgeous coral/orange hue to them.
I know for a fact that girl mussels stain and perfume its cream gravy with a very mild roe scent, a gastronomic lesson experienced  in Gary Rhodes' W1 restaurant.
Some Chefs actually prefer girl mussels for this character it imparts on their dishes. Brilliant eh?

Visit any good buffets in town and chances are you will find the boiled versions on their buffet ice beds. Perfect with a drop of lemon and the tiniest lash of Tabasco and L&P sauce. I always end up piling my plate with a small mound of these every chance I get. These of course will invariably be partnered with shucked oysters and/or boiled shrimp. Unless the oysters are exceedingly fresh, I would attack the mussels first.

I also love them raw, but it is really really hard to find them in a superbly fresh (as in still alive and kicking), living in a city and all that. Mussels get toxic very quickly once they die and can cause a host of stomach ailments, explosive diarrhoea being the least inconvenient one.

Oh, and they also can accumulate a dangerous amount of 'Red Tide' microorganisms (dinoflagellates) that they are immune to but curiously badly affects our neurological system. So be careful when you do get mussels. I gotta get me some too.

Friday, 28 May 2010

My Room Is Finally Clean(ish!)

 After months (yes months!) of delaying, I finally found the courage and tenacity to actually clean up my room. The last time I cleaned it, by the loosest sense of the word clean, was easily 4 months ago.
Junk was everywhere, dust bunnies by the farm loads and dead roaches under the bed. Add to this wonderful jolly mix some coconut husk shredding (I use them as cage bedding for my snakes: they are very very absorptive of malodourous compounds such as snake eject), 2 dried up swordtails (now I know where them lil' buggers went - out of their tanks!), and 3 rainforests of old newspapers, letters and credit card related stuff. And lets not forget the occasional coins and used cotton buds (Ewwww! these look funky after a while!).

I can’t believe I have been living and sleeping in all this filth. Praise be to HIM I didn't acquire any nasty bug from breathing all that pollutants.

First started out cleaning and refreshing the snake tanks (this I do without fail the recommended once a month). This of course entailed extracting my nippy snakes out of their tanks and rooming them temporarily in a separate holding tank or a snake-bag (which is honestly nothing more than a turned-out pillow case). This was a LOT easier when they were like 12 inches long. Now my Boiga is easily pressing 6 feet. All that sinewy muscle is difficult to manage when all they want to do is writhe and grasp your hands and arms. Followed by of course scooping out everything, giving the insides of the tank a nice water & vinegar (or dilute bleach solution) spray down and wiping up to squeaky clean dryness with clean newspapers (good that I have these lying about in the room, eh?). A layer of bedding and a new filled water dish later, them snakes are returned to their clean homes. Yeay! 40 minutes down.
This is my darling Boiga dendrophila dendrophila. Relaxed and Chill.
All 6 feet 2 inches of sleek black and yellow (but not kill-a-fellow type of machismo!).
This is a Red Tail Racer and it isn't happy with me bothering it.
A naturally twitchy species, prone to face-butting intruders into her cage.
Then was the turn of my fishies. 3 separate tanks of assorted decorative fishies - baby koi, orange swordtails, neon tetras and red eye tetras and the requisite cleaner crew of - pleco, albino fox and zebra snail eaters. This was a whole lot more work on account of the wetness involved and carting all said wetness around. Phewh! Next 30 minute down.

Pets done, it was time to attack the entire room with gusto. Summoning and channelling all my rage and energies I threw myself into it like a pack of hungry wolves upon a kill. I:

  • Sweep away junk
  • Clean & scrub floors
  • Mop scrubbed floors (with my new mop head)
  • Move furniture around to get to those never-bothered-with-'em areas
  • Stash loose things in IKEA paper boxes by categories - Books, DVDs, CDs, Snake magazines and whatever else.
  • Re-organise room furniture placement to maximise on fan-wind reach and accommodate 2 new tall multipurpose racks
  • Lay out new bamboo mat (bought like oh god, 5 months ago?) to replace my now worn Sarawakian split-rattan mat
  • Place new (yes new!) bathmat at the washroom entrance, bedside and fish tank (helps to absorb the occasional spill while maintaining them lil' swimming buggers' tanks)
  • Establish new workstation for my laptop for a home office-ish look
  • Strategically place and cable-tie Electric power extension cords so I am only like 4 inches from any power point.
  • Re-mop the floors (all that fiddling generates dust you see!)
  • Lay fresh bedding linens (whoever invented fitted sheets was a Saint I tell you!) to a bounce-a-coin-off tautness
  • Mop everything again because I noticed I was walking around in my room with dirty feet!
  • Lay down in exhaustion
All this took like 5 long torturous blood & sweat hours, on top of a 30 minute meal break and a Dead Poet's Society showing on Astro (I can't begin to tell you how great and meaningful this show is to me). As I unwind on my perfectly tight bed, I realised I still haven't done my clothes cabinet(s), my sock and innerwear drawers and my collection of detritus known to some as toiletries and preening paraphernalia. Oh god, I so hate cleaning....


Werkstazione! Lappie cooling pad, requisite cheap 2.1 desktop amp set and my woven box of IT knick knacks.
Okay, it isn't as taut as I said it was! Sheesh! And apologies for the kitschy IKEA snake.
Couldn't help it, it was on sale I tell you!
 
My trio of long suffering plants - hydroponic (but still suffering nonetheless) White Peace Lily,
that spiky guy is a Raven's Claw Ferocactus and the other is a specie from the Mammilaria complex (if memory serves me correctly). There used to be a third cactus (a wonderful Notocactus leninghausii) that was happily living on my desktop at work but has since gone to heaven a week after I brought it home.
But I cant deny the satisfaction derived from a nice and clean (and hopefully hygienic) room. Woohoo!

Thursday, 13 May 2010

c**<)

Good golly, it has been yonks since I last had anything worth while be said in my blog. Been sort of having a block of sorts (only writers get writer's block right?). Anything I write seem either incoherent or written in a different voice.

Have tried deep meditation (Doa to some), eating lots (I have regained some of the weight I recently shed, bloody hell!) and generally dissing everyone off. It has been bad me thinks, I got to find the old Razee hidden under all that drama.


I so need to clean out my head right now as I have been stuck with looking up peoples' arses.

Thankfully, work has been great, being on shift work serving our guests has been a salve, but the comfortable feeling dissipates when I do leave work. Seeing significant other half has also been great (she bought a new car!) because we managed to squeeze in some quality time in between the eats and movie and me test driving her car (Woohoo!).

I think I can see Razee in the distance, patiently waiting under a cool shady tree in the soft light. Must go catch up with him.

c",)